Nasty Dentist

10 Jan 2012 3 Comments

by heathersprague in Uncategorized

I got an iPad for Christmas and immediately downloaded the wordpress app, SO excited to be able to blog from bed, and to have the freedom to blog when I felt it necessary to prove someone wrong, put them in their place etc.. The problem is, since using the app on my iPad its been nothing but a streak of bad luck, I spent hours writing a few blogs, even editing them, and they were all deleted. I have been on strike.Anyways, I am no longer pissed about it anymore, I believe in fate and perhaps you weren’t meant to  delve in to those parts of my brain withe me.

My latest rant issue though, is directed at none other than my kids pediatric dentist. I won’t name names, because we are still using her, but not for long, and believe me when I get out of that office I’m writing a letter. Here’s who she is, first of all let me start by saying she’s definitely your text book everything-in-my-world-is-perfectly-matched-perfectly-placed- type of broads. I am not sure if she is married but my best guess would be NO, she makes reference to her six year olds perfect teeth often though, my guess is sperm bank. She definitely wears the pants in life though, and to be honest thats not what offends me about her, what offends me is she is a “man pleaser” which if you know me is seriously my worst enemy in this world. I have an inner hippie, (my husband hates her) I was a flower child in another life, I am not a feminist, but I love my fellow sisters in this world. Women are powerful, amazing, strong, beautiful people. We run the world. This dentist lady broad ruins it all for me. This all started a few weeks ago. I notified Kody that I would be going shopping, I had a babysitter for the baby, and that he was going to be taking Bristol and Carter to the Dentist. STOP it, I was shopping for Christmas presents for the kids, not myself. Also I don’t care for the dentist remember, she’s never been real nice to me. I get a frantic phone call halfway through my shopping trip from Kody, stating that “there are cavities”. Naturally I was upset, what the hell! We have excellent dental hygiene in this household, excellent I tell ya. We all brush morning, and night, sometimes in the afternoon, I love whisps, and dental floss, and listerine zero (less burn). I spend way to much time in the toothbrush isle looking at all the floss, and brushes, and examining kids products. No lie, I almost bought all of us our own personal tooth brush sanitizers for Christmas (this before I heard about the cavities). The bottom line is, teeth are important. period. And the dentist is no fun, ESPECIALLY not this one. So anyways, Bristol had a few surface cavities that didn’t really mean anything, they won’t even need fillings, they just need to be monitored, Carter on the other hand had to make an appointment for a filling. Kody explained how this broad told him that some kids have genetic problems, (if thats the case they come from his family not mine) some kids don’t digest food properly, some kids have soft teeth, some teeth are too close together, some too far apart she basically went on trying to make Kody feel better about it like as if it in NO way was his fault. She sounds nice doesn’t she. Let me point out I wasn’t there. Well lets jump to today, filling day. Carter took it like a champ, he took the laughing gas like his mother, a pro deep inhales, he laid up there so still enjoying the ride, I was proud of him. Kody and I watched it all go down, then Kody stepped out to take a phone call and doesn’t that broad finish up the tooth and come over to me and give me the nastiest look, and point out that cavities at this age are not the childs fault, and its a shame to see a child in for a filling so young, and how I need to be more observant of what my kid is eating and how he is brushing. OMG I was floored. Kody said she wasn’t at all worried she even said it could be genetic. YEAH genetically his shitty mothers fault. I wanted to take the spit sucker and suction her face off. I was mortified. What a MAN pleaser. It would be just like a typical “man pleaser” to make him feel okay, no not even okay, she made him feel downright good about the kids cavity, then when he walks out and she reads me the riot act. 

Normally Kody thinks I have a conspiracy theory (the hippie) but even he agrees that she treats me different. She was probably intimidated by my awesome new boots. She has a six year old daughter that may not ever have a cavity, but she will probably be on the next season of 13 and pregnant, because thats just how the cookie crumbles my friend. Don’t forget that Dr. Man Pleaser Broad.

*Broad = Bitch 

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